I’m happy, Internet.
Love,
Emmy

If I could meet God, I would ask him why he makes nice people die horrible deaths.  I don’t understand how someone as sweet as Slyvia could be taken in such a horrific, painful way.
When we met we started realizing how similar we were in life.  It was so funny alike we were, it was […]

“She’s not a whore bro, you’ve got to spend at least two days with her gettin drunk before she’ll sleep with you!”
-Author to remain Anonymous so as to protect the Quote of the Day Victim