This morning on the way home from the Gym (Yay me!) I was speeding down Airport Road, and I came up behind a blue Explorer pretty quick.  I was right in front of my complex and had my turn signal on to jump into the left turn lane and the Explorer starts flashing the ‘ole Red & Blues.

I didn’t have my seatbelt on and the Cop got out of his car and looked at me like I was retarded.  All I could think to blurt out was “I live right there (pointing at my complex) and I’m totally gonna pee pants!” He smirked for about a nano second and said “Use some common sense, you’re speeding and don’t have a seatbelt on and if you were to get into an accident you’d surely piss your pants and thats just not pretty”.  He got back into his car and drove away.

He’s right though, I have this recourring nightmare that I die and my loved ones find me with piss all over me.  Please, friends..if you come across a dead Emmy clean me up!