My camera phone has arrived.

Let the Fugging begin Bitches.

I’m off to Miami. I’ll be staying at the Hotel Victor. Hopefully I’ll be back with a pictures of drunk Tara Reid by the pool.
In the meantime, here is a picture of Maude with a mold test kit on him.

My matchmaking skills have been floating around the local gossip circles.

Meet Quincy. Quincy is a hardworking, single man looking for someone to love. Ladies, don’t pass this one up.
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Well, another night at Pelican Larry’s. What can I say, Jen the bartender makes damn good purple hooters.

Just for prosperity. Do you see the love that I beam at him? Why are his teeth so brite and white? Because the love that I beam at him is like a brite laser light. ZOOM whitening for […]

Recently I discovered that I can pull small strands of hair through a plastic cap with ease. My talent is unsurpassed. I whip up miracle batches of highlights, and apply it with such precision. I charge big money for such services.
Should you need an appoitment with Ms. D, you can email me at past.due@comcast.net […]