Tomorrow is my birthday.
And I’m so not excited. I miss my mom and dad. I wish I could be 8 again sometimes.
I’m going to lunch today with my Grandma at Frraaascaatti’s. I’m not even excited about that, and I love me some Grandma Lunches, especially at Fraaasscaatti’s.
I feel […]

My dad just called and informed me that his Hamster dog, has made that final trip to the “Spot in the Dirt” in the sky. Can I please get a moment of silence.

We’ll miss you Ollie Man.

Okay, I felt bad for posting the MIKE JONES! picture. So here he is, all cute. HE’s HOT. I’m totally going to wake him up now.

Or JUAN LOPEZ!
This my man. Pretending he is the Puerto Rican version of MIKE JONES! Note the aluminam foil grill. We can’t afford platinum yet, but someday, oh yes someday…he’ll have more ice in his grill than Birdman.
*disclaimer* We were totally joking around while watching the VMA’s. My man does not desire to be, […]

This is my friend Jesse. She can’t walk. Make fun of her riding the “Motorized Cart” in Publix. It beeps when you back up. She STILL managed to run some guy over. How do you get run over by a BEEPING “Motorized Cart”?